Questionare?

David: Mr. Bobo, I have a question for you. Well more like a scenario.
Mr. Bobo: Continue
David: Let's say you were in a room and you had two options. First let me start by stating killing yourself, sadly, is not an option.
Mr. Bobo: Understood, killing yourself= negative. Continue.
David: Okay, you're in a room with two doors on the end. In the first door is a very short fat woman. She has scars and burns all over her body. She smells like dogfood and her vagina is that of a fish's vagina. She has three arms and one leg and her friends refer to her as lucky. She has one eye and is covered in human poo.
Mr. Bobo: ....
David: In the next door is a beautiful blonde with amazing breasts and a perfect body BUT she used to be a man three weeks ago. Which one would you fuck?
Mr. Bobo: The Troll...
David: WTF!?
Mr. Bobo: I would rather put my wenis in a vagina that was a vagina at birth and not an inside out wang. I would puke in the process, but I would not be gay. Win.
David: Good answer.
Mr. Bobo: Now David, let me ask you a question.
David: Okay, continue.
Mr. Bobo: Why are you asking me this?
David: Well, it's interesting.
Mr. Bobo: Better question, why did you think of this?
David: I was up one night in my bed thinking about which one I would bone.
Mr. Bobo: Even better question then. WHY ARE YOU LAYING IN YOUR BED AT NIGHT THINKING ABOUT DOING EITHER A TRANNY OR A TROLL
David: "Silence"
Mr. Bobo: Win.